Dear Lolly,
What a lazy writer you are. Your last post was October 29th. You set a goal for yourself way back in September when you started this blog. It was to write something every day, even if it's the phrase, "I don't feel like writing today." You failed at achieving that goal. You did not even come close.
It's a good thing your New Year's Resolution is 2-parted and mighty vague. You don't go through 24 years of disappointment and mental flagellation without wising up on the subject of Resolutions. Way to beat the system!
Lolly's New Year's Resolution
1. Be a better person.
2. Don't make yourself feel too guilty about anything! (barring criminal activity or excessive promiscuity)
With resolutions like yours, Lolly, you could--if the wind catches you right--solve world hunger. End the war in Iraq. Watch ANTM marathons 3 weekends in a row, regardless of whether or not you've already seen the episode/season. Maybe enter a new blog post every now and then. Wow! Let's get started, then; you're already doing great!!!! See you tomorrow, or not!
Love,
Lolly
Monday, January 21, 2008
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