Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Blue-Eyed Soul+White Girl Soul=Write Girl Soul!


This blog gets its name from an awesome Michael McDonald song. All Michael McDonald songs are awesome, of course, and equally worthy of titling a blog, but when I chose this one in particular I didn't really consider why other than the fact that takin' it to the streets felt like the way I wanted to live my life at the time. Sort of like the way I one day want to be able to shout "I'm gonna kick some ass and take some names!" in a crowded room and have all the people around me fall silent and start walking backwards very slowly. But Kicking Some Ass and Taking Some Names is too long for a blog title, and would probably turn off future employers, not to mention shame my parents, and nobody would really believe it coming from me, so who was/am I kidding?

Pipedreams of ass-kicking aside, I've recently been reflecting on how I'm not at all taking it to the streets with the original purpose of this blog--my proposed Write Everyday Challenge(I cite infrequent posting dates--the last being a very weak Jan. 21st entry in which I basically excused myself from ever feeling guilty about anything--as evidence), and I've decided to refer back to Day 1 for inspiration, because I need it.

Now, dear reader, prepare yourself. I present you with the lyrics of Takin' It To The Streets:

You dont know me but Im your brother
I was raised here in this living hell
You dont know my kind in your world
Fairly soon the time will tell
You, telling me the things youre gonna do for me
I aint blind and I dont like what I think I see

Takin it to the streets
Takin it to the streets
Takin it to the streets
Takin it to the streets

Take this message to my brother
You will find him everywhere
Wherever people live together
Tied in povertys despair
You, telling me the things youre gonna do for me
I aint blind and I dont like what I think I see

Takin it to the streets
Takin it to the streets
Takin it to the streets
Takin it to the streets


The bottom line is that if Michael McDonald--the man in the photo above--found a way to write, and then later, SING IN PUBLIC the lyrics: "You don't know me but I'm your brother/I was raised in this Living Hell"(!?!?!) and the lyrics "Take this message to my brother/You will find him everywhere/Wherever people live together/Tied in poverty's despair"--for real, and take himself seriously, and get people to clap and cheer for him, and really SELL THAT MESSAGE and believe that he is a brother...then I can and WILL find a way to write as often as possible. Just not the weekends.

The end. I got your message, brother.

Final Note: My mom once called me on her cell phone while at a Michael McDonald concert so I could have the experience of listening him sing live(I did not ask for this experience). The line went dead in the middle of what vaguely sounded like an underwater version of "What a Fool Believes." I later found out that my father grabbed the phone from her, hung up the line, and, while shaking his head in disapproval, called her "Ignorant" because she had turned her phone on during this Show of Shows. So, respect and appreciation for Blue-Eyed Soul-- it's kind of a serious family matter.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Welcome Back, Lollyblog

Dear Lolly,

What a lazy writer you are. Your last post was October 29th. You set a goal for yourself way back in September when you started this blog. It was to write something every day, even if it's the phrase, "I don't feel like writing today." You failed at achieving that goal. You did not even come close.

It's a good thing your New Year's Resolution is 2-parted and mighty vague. You don't go through 24 years of disappointment and mental flagellation without wising up on the subject of Resolutions. Way to beat the system!

Lolly's New Year's Resolution
1. Be a better person.
2. Don't make yourself feel too guilty about anything! (barring criminal activity or excessive promiscuity)

With resolutions like yours, Lolly, you could--if the wind catches you right--solve world hunger. End the war in Iraq. Watch ANTM marathons 3 weekends in a row, regardless of whether or not you've already seen the episode/season. Maybe enter a new blog post every now and then. Wow! Let's get started, then; you're already doing great!!!! See you tomorrow, or not!

Love,
Lolly